You Know It Ain’t Easy

When I ask for lemons, life gives me an empty plate.
When I ask for apples, life gives me a bag of chips.
When I’ve lost my appetite, life gives me a fucking buffet.
Either life’s an evil little scumbag or we have communication issues.
Either way, I’d rather hit the open bar.

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One response to “You Know It Ain’t Easy

  1. shinojundo

    try this, life is like the Riddler from Batman.

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