Why is the traffic so shit on Mondays?
That reason ‘because people go to work and kids go to school’ is just stupid because they do it for the next four days anyway. Now the fact that’s it’s the first day of work and school and whatever people do on weekdays that they hate makes much more sense.
Perhaps they all got batshit crazy drunk the night before or puked their selves to sleep. That’s why they all wake up late in the morning feeling like crap and, unable to resort to the hair of the dog, find an effective hangover cure by being complete asses on the road.
What’s with the traffic on Monday? Ah well, they just crazy party people. Let them have their time, since they can’t have a decent meal with the cash they sacrificed for a good night on the town. Well done, Jakarta city dwellers. Well done.